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Dumb Jokes for Smart Folks

Dumb Jokes for Smart Folks

A grown-up spin on a children's joke book; full of silly wordplay and looney leaps in logic, "mom jokes", guffaws and groans.

2020

Jessica Delfino

Jessica Delfino

Stories

This Post Is Only For People Who Really, Really Like Comedy

Sometime in the early 2000s, I started performing stand up comedy in college and quickly relocated to New York City because I loved it so…

Feb 10

This Post Is Only For People Who Really, Really Like Comedy

Feb 10

What It’s Really Like To Be A Momedian

This Mom just told this baby a great joke. Photo by Raul Angel on Unsplash

Oct 19, 2023

What It’s *Really* Like To Be A Momedian

Oct 19, 2023

Everything I Have Learned About Pools

After a lifetime of being river, lake and/or ocean folk

Sep 5, 2023

Everything I Have Learned About Pools

Sep 5, 2023

My Infant Just Turned One And I’m Struggling As I’m Celebrating

by Jessica Delfino

Aug 11, 2023

My Infant Just Turned One And I’m Struggling As I’m Celebrating

Aug 11, 2023

I Went Out For Breakfast On Thanksgiving With My Two Kids

a photo from a Thanksgiving several years ago

Nov 24, 2022

I Went Out For Breakfast On Thanksgiving With My Two Kids

Nov 24, 2022

The Mom Report

Episode 14

Mar 13, 2022

The Mom Report

Mar 13, 2022

Published in
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Develop Your Own Comedy Scene In Your Small, Podunk Town Using These Easy 48 Or So Steps

Photo credit: Samantha Watkins

Nov 9, 2021

Develop Your Own Comedy Scene In Your Small, Podunk Town Using These Easy 48 Or So Steps

Nov 9, 2021

Published in
OneAndDoneMom

I’m Just A Mom On My Morning Walk, Nothing To See Here

Hi there! I’m just getting a little fresh air, out early in the misty morning after dropping my child off at school. Just here to see the…

Oct 14, 2021

I’m Just A Mom On My Morning Walk, Nothing To See Here

Oct 14, 2021

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A Few Noticeable Ways My Life Changed After Having A Baby

My life changed in such dramatic ways after I had a baby. I am still shocked and stunned at the things that other mothers left out when…

Jul 25, 2021

A Few Noticeable Ways My Life Changed After Having A Baby

Jul 25, 2021

I Found Not One But Two Hidden Rooms In My House Today

I haven’t been so excited about something in a long time.

May 27, 2021

I Found Not One But Two Hidden Rooms In My House Today

May 27, 2021

Jessica Delfino

Jessica Delfino

Book Author

I write about life with 1 husband, 2 kids, 1 cat, sometimes funny. Instagram.com/JessicaDelfino Bylines: TheNew Yorker, The NY Times, The Atlantic, McSweeney’s.

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