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17 Mom Jokes To Tell At Parties And Pretend Like They’re Yours
Just kidding, please give me credit, as a comedian it’s all I get
Just kidding again, I doubt you’ll want to take credit for these, I barely want to take credit! :)
Joke 1:
What do you call a mom who isn’t around much and can’t seem to get their underwear into the hamper?
Dad
Joke 2:
How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, obviously, and she has to do it or else it won’t get done.
Joke 3:
A mom walks into a bar. It costs her about $60 for the babysitter, plus the price of her drinks (what she drinks varies on whether she’s nursing, stressed out, sleeping well, etc.). She doesn’t have much fun because the welfare of her child creeps into and out of her mind for most of the evening. Ha ha!
Joke 4:
Where do new moms go to have fun?
There is no such place that exists on the planet.
Joke 5:
How many friends does it take to cheer up a new mom?
Any one friend who didn’t disappear after the baby’s birth will do! Also, it doesn’t even have to be an actual friend; a kind neighbor…
