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19 Jokes For The Utterly Sleep Deprived
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2 min readMay 26, 2019
You know you’re tired when…
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These jokes are so funny you forgot to laugh because you’re absolutely exhausted, as part of my “Dumb Jokes For Smart Kids” collection.
- A new mom walks into a bar. She then immediately walks out again, because she knows that 1/2 a glass of wine is going to knock her on her butt, and she doesn’t want to pay $13 to go straight to sleep.
- What are the most tired letters of the alphabet?
Big Z and little z - Where does a tired person buy their food?
The grocery snore - What commercial jingle doubles as a lullaby for adults?
1–800-MATTRES - What Stanley Kubrick film title could also be about the most exhausted person in the world?
Eyes Wide Shut - What do sheep count to fall asleep?
People - What do they count if they are wild sheep who never saw humans?
Clouds - What do they count if the sky is blue with no clouds in the sky?
Other sheep - What kind of sound machine to Floridian babies use?
Miami Sound Machine - What do you call a sire from Ocean County?
A California King - What do taxidermists cuddle with at night?
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