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Dumb Jokes for Smart Folks

Dumb Jokes for Smart Folks

A grown-up spin on a children's joke book; full of silly wordplay and looney leaps in logic, "mom jokes", guffaws and groans.

2020

Jessica Delfino

Jessica Delfino

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Jessica Delfino

This Post Is Only For People Who Really, Really Like Comedy

Sometime in the early 2000s, I started performing stand up comedy in college and quickly relocated to New York City because I loved it so…

4 min readFeb 10, 2024

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This Post Is Only For People Who Really, Really Like Comedy

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What It’s Really Like To Be A Momedian

This Mom just told this baby a great joke. Photo by Raul Angel on Unsplash

5 min readOct 19, 2023

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What It’s *Really* Like To Be A Momedian

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Everything I Have Learned About Pools

After a lifetime of being river, lake and/or ocean folk

4 min readSep 5, 2023

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Everything I Have Learned About Pools

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My Infant Just Turned One And I’m Struggling As I’m Celebrating

by Jessica Delfino

3 min readAug 11, 2023

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My Infant Just Turned One And I’m Struggling As I’m Celebrating

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I Went Out For Breakfast On Thanksgiving With My Two Kids

a photo from a Thanksgiving several years ago

4 min readNov 24, 2022

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I Went Out For Breakfast On Thanksgiving With My Two Kids

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The Mom Report

Episode 14

6 min readMar 13, 2022

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The Mom Report

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OneAndDoneMom

Develop Your Own Comedy Scene In Your Small, Podunk Town Using These Easy 48 Or So Steps

Photo credit: Samantha Watkins

5 min readNov 9, 2021

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Develop Your Own Comedy Scene In Your Small, Podunk Town Using These Easy 48 Or So Steps

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I’m Just A Mom On My Morning Walk, Nothing To See Here

Hi there! I’m just getting a little fresh air, out early in the misty morning after dropping my child off at school. Just here to see the…

2 min readOct 14, 2021

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I’m Just A Mom On My Morning Walk, Nothing To See Here

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A Few Noticeable Ways My Life Changed After Having A Baby

My life changed in such dramatic ways after I had a baby. I am still shocked and stunned at the things that other mothers left out when…

4 min readJul 25, 2021

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A Few Noticeable Ways My Life Changed After Having A Baby

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I Found Not One But Two Hidden Rooms In My House Today

I haven’t been so excited about something in a long time.

2 min readMay 27, 2021

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I Found Not One But Two Hidden Rooms In My House Today

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Jessica Delfino

Jessica Delfino

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I write about life with 1 husband, 2 kids, 1 cat, sometimes funny. Instagram.com/JessicaDelfino Bylines: TheNew Yorker, The NY Times, The Atlantic, McSweeney’s.

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