21 Baby Jokes

Jokes about babies, for babies, by a big baby

photo by Valeria Zoncoll / Unsplash

by Jessica Delfino

Joke 1:
Why did the infant go on a diet?
She wanted to lose her baby fat

Joke 2:
How did the baby almost get her and her mom kicked out of the crowded theater?
She yelled “pacifire”

Joke 3:
How many infants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, he just points at it and cries until his caregiver does it for him

Joke 4:
What social media app helps babies fall asleep by playing long-winded, monotonous conversations?
Napchat

Joke 5:
Where can babies post status updates about how they‘re feeling?
Babyfacebook

Joke 6:
Which app can babies use to see thousands of photos of people who want to buy them toys?
Instagrandma

Joke 7:
What social media site is for babies who want to go on playdates?
Tindergarden