My Infant Just Turned One And I’m Struggling As I’m Celebrating

Jessica Delfino
3 min readAug 11, 2023
Look at that glowing hair and rosy skin; that very large belly, those giant pregnant mammories…

by Jessica Delfino

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Jessica Delfino

I write about life with 1 husband, 2 kids, 1 cat, sometimes funny. Instagram.com/JessicaDelfino Bylines: TheNew Yorker, The NY Times, The Atlantic, McSweeney’s.