I Wrote Comedic Songs About Vaginas 10 Years Too Early

Here’s What I Learned From Being An Early Bloomer

Let your minds wander back to a brisk October evening in 2005/2006. What were you doing? Getting out of work? On your way to the gym? Not yet born? I was schlepping my guitar in a big heavy case by it’s clumsy handle, because I hadn’t gotten wind of the convenience of soft backpack guitar cases yet, over to an ambitious, young film maker’s house to record a video for a song I’d written called, “My Pussy Is Magic”.